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Right, here comes the update many of you were waiting for (Inari especially).

I don't know why but it feels awesome when people want you to update and leave you good comments about appreciating your blog and such stuff. This little blog community we've got going on is ace-mazing. We are like one big family. Awes. Cheers guys! Love you all (well maybe not all of you but most of you. Rawr.)

And so to what's been going on with the Gar. Well...

Saturday was the day of my aunt's wedding. Once the pics have been developed I might scan them in so y'all can check me out looking like a sexy bitch in a suit. It wasn't too bad. The ceremony dragged a bit and the vicar (who was a woman) kept cracking really rubbish jokes that no-one found funny. Bless. After the ceremony we stood around outside the church getting our photos taken (pure bliss) and then had more pictures taken outside the Legion (place where we were eating). The photographer was such a perfectionist, alls I wanted to do was EAT. But he took forever.

Eventually, we got inside for the meal. It was quite nice although the wine/champagne/piss was disgusting. Rank.

Then; the speeches. My Dad gave a speech as the Father of the Bride because my Gramp had a falling out with my Auntie, so Dad took over Father of the Bride duties (giving her away, speech etc). His speech was pretty good. Then there were more speeches. Then everyone just sat around talking. I needed to go home to change out of my suit as it was uncomfortable. Candice soon arrived. Yays. We sat around and talked and stuff for a while as the party didn't start for another hour or so.

Candice wore a skirt. Yes. She looked really hawt in it. Although her boots were giving her some grief so she took them off once we got to the party. The party was fun. Char came too, Cray didn't cos he's a lamer. We decided to sit in the corner and mock people; mainly children. I took it upon myself to serenade Candice to most songs as well. She loved it.

My bro was being a stressy bugger and getting wound up at the slightest thing. But he bought us drinks later so I think that was his way of apologising. Or something. I got loads of food from the buffet. Munched out.

I then, drunkenly might I add, got up and danced to the MACARENA like the sexy fuck that I am. I was thrusting my hips like no tomorrow, right in my Dad's face. Oh it was funny. Candice and Char enjoyed it I think.

AAAAAI!

I also kept drunkenly shouting to Is This The Way To Amarillo. "CLAP CLAP"

I slowdanced with Char to 'Hero' by Enrique Iglesias cos she was a bit lonely. Think it cheered her up. Hope so. We then dragged Candice up. Another song started and Char sat down leaving me and Candice to dance away. That was the first time I've ever slowdanced with anyone. It was cool. Well i thought it was. "Darling, you look wonderful tonight..." Heh!

We walked home. Me being the gentleman that I am, allowed Candice to wear my shoes and my jacket. I walked home in my socks. Hardcore.

Sunday. Candice got annoyed with me because I wouldn't get up. Women! Eventually got up and took hours picking something to eat. I wanted pancakes but we didn't have any plain flour and my bike wouldn't start so I couldn't go to the shop. Wank.

Spent the rest of the day watching TV and in my room. Took Candice home, had work at night. It wasn't too bad. Dad had to take me and pick me up because my bike has decided to not work.

Huzzah!

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